Monday, June 16, 2008

Proof the world is nuts



 
Proof That The World Is Nuts 
In  Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In  Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?) 

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in  Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in  Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under  Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. 

(Let's just think for a minute; is there 
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 
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In  Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. 

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in  Liverpool ,  England - but only in tropical fish stores. 

(But of course!)
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In  Cali ,  Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In  Santa Cruz ,  Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) 
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In  Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' 

( Is this a great country or what? 
Well, not as great as  Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 
150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?) 
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
 
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
(From drinking little bottles of???) 

(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
 
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts. 

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

3 comments:

feiler said...

OKay.. so this was really random!! I wonder who actually compiled all this!! Someone VERY bored!! LOL. Some of it makes you scratch your head in wonder.

But the one that REALLY got me.. was that turtles breath through their butt. I laughed out loud on that one!!

Shannon said...

LOL I know some crazy stuff... where would one even find all of that info ? lol

Ashlee said...

Wow, some of that is really shocking! It's amazing what is "normal" in some places, huh?